Here are 12 awkward things Nigerian girls have been known to say when they are trying to inform a guy that they want it…badly: 
1. You sef, you no dey tire to press phone?
2. I hope you are not expecting a visitor?
3. I’ll soon be leaving
4. Bring down your hand a little
5. Can I spend the night at yours, my roommate and I are quarrelling.
6. Let your girlfriend not catch me o
7. Do you have light?
8. Don’t start what you cannot finish o.
9. Turn off the light, it’s too bright.
10. Uche, please I need someone to talk to this night.
11. I’m bored, come and pick me.
12. Is your door locked?
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