IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA,
My 12 Points Agend would be as
follows:
1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who breaks, each others heart will spend 20years in jail.😜😁
2. No man is entitled to more than one wife.😁
3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl without figure 8 will have to relocate to Iran or Iraq for survival..😁🙆
4. No work on Mondays💃
5. You must not have more than 4kids…🙄
6. If U are married and ain’t paying attention to your wife,you will be jailed until you change.😁😜💃
7. Every cheating man or woman must be kept in a zoo for 2 months.😂😂
8. No sex until U seek permission from your local Govt chairman… and it’s once per month….🙆😂
9.Every boy must register her girlfriend in the ministry of woman affairs,which makes it one boy and one girl ,if you want to re-register a new girl you will publish it on 4 different newspapers. 😁😁🏃🙈😂
10.Any girl who is not married till 35 years will be taken to chibok for the exchange of our girls held by boko haram 🏃🏃🏃
11.Any man of 40 years and still single will receive a free wife from the federal government,😳
12.Every marriage certificate will have expiration date and will be renewed promptly when expired….🙆😁😁
The question is::
WILL YOU VOTE FOR ME??
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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